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Old Apr 04, 2006, 12:23 PM // 12:23   #3301
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Self ress and cast frost shock?
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Old Apr 04, 2006, 12:26 PM // 12:26   #3302
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nope sorry you cant do that *throws Zakk out of the bar*
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Old Apr 04, 2006, 12:36 PM // 12:36   #3303
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*at the last second grabs hold of pwnds wrist and takes him down w/ me*
*grabs pwnd by the back of the neck while he's dazed, walks him over to the curb put his mouth on it and stomps*

".... You just messed with the wrong bull!"
/Derek Vineyard (American History X)
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Old Apr 04, 2006, 12:40 PM // 12:40   #3304
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*walks into the bar and see the chaos. Run out as quickly without looking back.*
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Old Apr 04, 2006, 12:50 PM // 12:50   #3305
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"Where do you think your going!"

*pushes Thallandor back into bar while coming from outside*

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Old Apr 04, 2006, 11:26 PM // 23:26   #3306
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*sees man chop some ham with a pencil*
*Flies out of bar room*
*See people running after me saying,"You must never leave this room....."*
*Flies back into house*
*Realizes its time for some American Idol*
*Watches American Idol*
*Goes back to bar room*
*Sees angry people with all sorts of weapons*
*Gets killed*
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Old Apr 05, 2006, 01:33 AM // 01:33   #3307
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*grabs zakk, puts .44 magnum to his head, blows his brains out, sips beer*
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Old Apr 05, 2006, 03:39 AM // 03:39   #3308
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*Puts bag on Pwnd's head*
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Old Apr 05, 2006, 04:17 AM // 04:17   #3309
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*lights bag* O NOEZ!!1!!
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Old Apr 05, 2006, 04:24 AM // 04:24   #3310
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*grabs zakk by the neck and slams him face first into the bar*

*hogties him and hangs him from the ceiling while hes dazed*

*sets up a booth*

**sign reads (1$ a WHACK)**

*"Any takers?"*
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Old Apr 05, 2006, 06:59 AM // 06:59   #3311
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*Uses Otyugh's Cry*
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Old Apr 05, 2006, 07:23 AM // 07:23   #3312
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*is STILL burning inside the volcano*
"Hey guys...anyone spare me some water, please? Put me out, put me out!"
*tries to dance in the fire to relieve the pain*
*gets thrown upwards by a sudden lava font*
*flies into the bar, burning*
*starts running around, setting others alight*
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Old Apr 05, 2006, 12:17 PM // 12:17   #3313
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*grabs lighter, ligths bag that Nightrunner put on my head on fire, runs around bar* "ONOES!!"
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Old Apr 05, 2006, 12:35 PM // 12:35   #3314
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*enters the bar*
*turns down the head*
*throws water over Symon*
*orders some coffee*
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Old Apr 05, 2006, 03:36 PM // 15:36   #3315
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*laughs at The_undead_Mesmer and says, "No coffee in here! Free Dwarven Ale to everyone*
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Old Apr 05, 2006, 04:14 PM // 16:14   #3316
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*takes a nip from his coffee*
*stabs Koliki*
*DOINK!!!!*
*now get out of here punk before i get mad*
*takes a nip from his coffee*
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Old Apr 05, 2006, 04:36 PM // 16:36   #3317
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Doc Holliday
*grabs zakk by the neck and slams him face first into the bar*

*hogties him and hangs him from the ceiling while hes dazed*

*sets up a booth*

**sign reads (1$ a WHACK)**

*"Any takers?"*
*yells* "Hit me I dare ya!!!11!!1111!111!11!"
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Old Apr 05, 2006, 06:38 PM // 18:38   #3318
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*slaps Zakk*
*drinks some coffee*
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Old Apr 05, 2006, 11:36 PM // 23:36   #3319
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*walks in*
Do you feel lucky, punk?
*pulls out a shotgun*
Well, Do Ya?


*6 beers later*
The only reason we die.....is because we accept is an inevitability.....Eeah!
*collapses*
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Old Apr 06, 2006, 01:09 AM // 01:09   #3320
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*sips beer, looks at thor, whips out dual .44 Magnums, fills thor full of holes, sips beer* "yup i feel lucky"
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